Bravo FoodSaver. . .

Well normally I am not a big fan of customer service departments. But today I have to give credit where credit is due. Tilia the company that produces the line of FoodSaver products is receiving a great big high five from Justtex. After sending the following email to the customer service reps:

"Dear Nice Tilia Customer Service Person
I purchased in December two sets of your wonderful "FoodSaver 3 Piece
Round Canister Set" sets and have been very happy with the performance
of all of them. With the exception of one "FoodSaver Round Canister
1.5 Quart (5" dia x 6 3/4" H)" I have tried to seal it over and over
again and it won't hold a seal overnight. After a close examination of
the canister, I found three cracks located at the bottom center of the
canister in question. I now find myself looking for help from the only
people who can help me the "Nice Tilia Customer Service People." I
hope you are one of them.

Thank you for all your help"

The got back to me within 2 hours with a phone number to call, I then called the number and spoke to a very helpful CSR who after asking a few questions informed me that they would be shipping out a replacement canister ASAP.

Now thats how I define Customer Service

Artichoke Now. . .

From the people that brought you such epics as "Hey what's that on you head ?" and "Stop that, bunny" comes a film before it's time "Artichoke Now !" the story of a guy, a girl, and, you guessed it, an Artichoke. With a budget that numbers in the 10's of cents and a cast of three. This is one not to miss. Coming soon to a DVD player near you.

Office chair and happy meal toys.!

The following was a Posting on the famous Craigslist and was worth a honorable mention

Here is what we have:
1 - Office Chair, back needs to be put back on.
small Bag of Happy Meal Toys

Survival of the fittest . . . yea right

Being fit is just a small part of survival. Never under estimate the importance of cunning stealth and just having soom freshly brewed coffee waiting for the caffeine craving predators lurking in your personal jungle. Remember music may soothe the savage beast but coffee can save you ASS first thing in the morning

Just another pearl from the liver of JustTex

Sleep is highly over rated

I am starting my 27th hour without sleep and I feel fine. Just got finished touching myself and the soft parts are still soft and the hard parts are, Oh that's not right, i will have to get back to you later. . .

Remembering a pet from the past

I was remembering a cat I once had named Crystal (she had one blue eye one green eye she looked stoned when you would look straight at her) anyway Crystal hated the girl I was dating at the time, and one night I came home after the curfew that Crystal had imposed on me, to find her sitting behind the front door flicking(like a cracking whip)her tail with a look in her eyes somewhere between Norman Bates and Pew Wee Herman, and I could almost hear her saying "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS MISTER, GET UP TO YOUR ROOM WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING". Well as I walked past her it was as if her body did not move but her head spun around watching my every move. Well I went to bed and sometime around 4 AM was woke freezing in a ICE COLD BED, She had urinated all over me and my bed.