Dust bunnies are a superior life form. . .

I vacuumed the today living room with the new wide vacuum attachment for wood floors (I even used the crevasse tool) I was sure that I got all of the dust creatures, so I began to put the ShopVac away for the day when out of the corner of my eye I saw them, rolling out into the middle of the room like those tumble thing's from old western films, they were mocking me I could see them smiling and hear them giggling. Thats when I knew it was them or me, I grabbed my ShopVac and began my quest to rid society of theses lonesome creatures. They fought valiantly as one after another fell as they were consumed by my technological superiority, there numbers once in the thousands were now just a few brave souls holding out for nothing more then honor.