Remembering a pet from the past

I was remembering a cat I once had named Crystal (she had one blue eye one green eye she looked stoned when you would look straight at her) anyway Crystal hated the girl I was dating at the time, and one night I came home after the curfew that Crystal had imposed on me, to find her sitting behind the front door flicking(like a cracking whip)her tail with a look in her eyes somewhere between Norman Bates and Pew Wee Herman, and I could almost hear her saying "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS MISTER, GET UP TO YOUR ROOM WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING". Well as I walked past her it was as if her body did not move but her head spun around watching my every move. Well I went to bed and sometime around 4 AM was woke freezing in a ICE COLD BED, She had urinated all over me and my bed.